I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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