whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Randomize
