five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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