I want to make a zoo with you.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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