he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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