Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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