Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
So vagazzling was a success
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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