just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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