You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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