any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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