he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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