You work out of a Hotel?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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