Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
whose ass print is on the piano?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Damn victory sex feels great
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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