Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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