can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i think i have two assholes
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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