when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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