The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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