I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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