Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I faked an abortion last night.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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