I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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