you guys were way drunker than both of me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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