hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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