And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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