Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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