I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Randomize
