Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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