tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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