google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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