im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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