This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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