ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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