I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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