she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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