another moral hangover. fuck.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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