another moral hangover. fuck.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
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I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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