this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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