My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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