You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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