Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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