Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I puked a lego.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you will always have a special place in my vag
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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