I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Randomize
