we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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