Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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