come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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