she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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