your thong is hanging out like whoa
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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