Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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