Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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