Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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