im holly from the hills drunk
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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