dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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