Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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