How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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