why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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