The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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