I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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