I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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